i am having so much fun in college today one thing i did was every person in the basement of my hall where i live was riding around on our chairs and we went through the entire building just knocking on every door and getting the whole building to join us in rolling around it was a great time and i met people and basically im having a great time!!



oitnb season 3 wishlist:

  • poussey’s happiness
  • alex fills in her eyebrows more thickly
  • literally anyone utters the word “bisexual”

to know miss claudette is okay

Sadly i am only an eel


if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?


How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…



sick burns from misty

misty was always dragging hoes left and right


Amazing Entrance. Amazing pose.

4/5 of One Direction do the ice bucket challenge. Donate here.

Why is everyone named Jordan so hot

i can hear someone playing guitar in the room next to me it’s gonna be a long year